Re: What are we doing?????

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:59 pm

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85.

The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.

"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

Libby Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:04 pm

CougarQuest wrote:"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:10 pm

A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Hump

Not amused, she slammed the door.

Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.

Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.

Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.

When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, Hump

she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"

"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

Libby Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:14 pm

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:21 pm

One day in school the teacher is giving the class an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'Lovely' in it twice.

All of a sudden little Mary jumps up and says that she has a sentence. The teacher is pleased to see her top pupil being so conscienious and asks her to tell the class.

The little girl goes on and says: "At the week-end the weather was lovely, so my family and I went out to the countryside and had a lovely picnic."

The teacher was most impressed, and asked if anyone else could make a similar sentence. Then from the back of the class, little Jonny the class rascal, shouted out that he had a sentence. The teacher, in a sympathetic tone of voice, said "Oh... alright then Jonny what is your sentence?"

Jonny went on to say: "Last night my sister came home and said she was pregnant and our dad said, 'Lovely!!! Fuckin' Lovely!!!'"

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:22 pm

So you heard what happened when Libby went to the doctors the other day?
Doctor told her that she'd have to stop masterbating.
She asked, "Why?"
He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

Libby Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:25 pm

CougarQuest wrote:So you heard what happened when Libby went to the doctors the other day?
Doctor told her that she'd have to stop masturbating.
She asked, "Why?"
He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

Do you have surveillance cameras THERE TOO??? Suspect

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:38 pm

anyone?

CougarQuest Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:41 pm

Natalie made a smiley?

bluebmary Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:57 pm

[quote="CougarQuest"]All of a sudden little Mary jumps up and says that she has a sentence. The teacher is pleased to see her top pupil being so conscienious and asks her to tell the class.

I love that I'm the top pupil!! Woot!!

gigglesgal Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:23 am

CougarQuest wrote: anyone?

Libby Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:33 am

AGem618 Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:09 pm

CougarQuest wrote: Natalie made a smiley?

OMG! That is just wrong Coug...Just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudleydude3 Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:16 pm

itsagameyall Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:15 pm

AGem618 wrote:
CougarQuest wrote: Natalie made a smiley?

OMG! That is just wrong Coug...Just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudleydude3 Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:21 pm

Hey everyone - go into the chat on here - CHarlie and I are there

akl4jr Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:25 pm

hello is this thing workin ?? confused

dudleydude3 Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:12 pm

by akl4jr on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:25 pm

hello is this thing workin ??

No.......

bulldogbreed Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:34 pm

[i] hellloooooo guess i found you lol
cheers

**kathy** Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:39 pm

dudleydude3 wrote:by akl4jr on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:25 pm

hello is this thing workin ??

No.......

Is too!!!!!!!!!

bulldogbreed Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:43 pm

bulldogbreed wrote:[i] hellloooooo guess i found you lol

[i]and at least i know where to find you
thanks roxx hope you all like the new avatar kinda suits too lol the bar needed a bouncer now its got one lmao

**kathy** Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:44 pm

Libby wrote:
CougarQuest wrote:So you heard what happened when Libby went to the doctors the other day?
Doctor told her that she'd have to stop masturbating.
She asked, "Why?"
He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
Do you have surveillance cameras THERE TOO???

hmmmmmmm Libby....... you know that isn't good for your eyesight! Twisted Evil